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You are viewing the most recent 20 entries May 28th, 200509:43 am: The Day Approacheth
Did I even spell that correctly? Oh well, it doesn't matter. So, June 1st is my move in day to my very first apartment! I'm so excited! But I am a little afraid, I hate being alone. So I'll probably be freaking out or something and start talking to my stuffed animals. Or my shadow. Or the fairie that live in my brain..... *spinny* So, I invite you all to visit me as much as you want but don't expect too much food from me. I'll serve you tea and stuff ('cause I have lots of that!) and give you back rubs. *nods* Current Mood:  anxious Current Music: Something Jamaican........? May 6th, 200510:05 am: Dream Diary #???? Well just say 5.
Last night I had another odd dream. Brought on by a mix of fever and side affects of Biaxin. Anyway here we go! It starts off with me and the MAD MAN at a bar called O'Malley's )which is closed now but in my dream its opened!) and somehow this bar is in Mexico. (Why do most of dreams take place in Mexico anyway????) We were having a good time but for some reason I got really depressed, so I decided to go shopping at the store that was connected to the bar. Anyway, I'm shopping but I don't find anything remotely interesting. But then this old man in a white suit and monocle came and started talking to me. At this point I'm looking at angel statues when the man tells me "Did you know that angels don't have a gender?" And I said "Yes, and also their coutenance is androgynous." Then the man said "Ah, you are very learned my dear. In that case let me take you somewhere and I will show you a great secret." Of course against my better judgement I follow him and he takes me to a bridge that overlooks a gorgeous lake. He points at the lake and says "This is lake from which humanity was created, it is constantly perfecting the human race. Humanity in it's present form, is merely a rough draft and is constantly being edited until the perfect human is created." Then he points further down the lake there I see something horrible. It looks like gigantic lifeless doll head with thick red cords coming out from it's neck, those red cords seem to be coming direcly from the lake and is slowly creating the rest of the doll's body. It is one of the most scariest things I have ever seen. The man looks at me and says "I'm quite impressed, most people merely scream and run in terror, or faint on the spot. You are a very strong human. Possibly a human that was created by this lake. I'll give you this." The man handed me a small mirror. That mirror can record a person's memory, keep this with you, if has recorded the event that has just occured. You must remember this, it is very important." After that I ended up back at the bar, but I don't remember walking back. I'm in a daze and Mad Man walks up to me and asks me what happened. I reach into my pocket and pull out the mirror. I say, "My memory" and the mirror displays for me the event at the lake, Mad Man thinks it's awesome. And that's it. Current Mood:  artistic 10:04 am: Heaven and Hell #1
Well, two other interests I have are Heaven and Hell. I like the mythology and the cultural beleifs dealing with them. So I picked up this nifty book called "Heaven and Hell" by Mara Faustino. So let me share some things with you. Or just pick up the book! Superstitions Related to Heaven 1. When a shooting star appears, it'a a baby's sould coming down from Heaven. 2. A shooting star also foretells the "death of Kings". 3. If you put a stillborn baby in an open grave, that grave becomes an "open passport" to heaven for the next person buried there. 4. If you point at the moon 9 times, you won't go to heaven. (gaspy!) 5. Touching wood is a way of saying "Heaven preserve us". 6. If you eat wedding cake at someone else's wedding you will meet your mate, as destined in heaven. (I have yet to see this.) 7 If a lull occurs in conversation (especially at twenty before the hour or twenty after the hour), it's an angel passing over. (Now we know who to blame to awkward silent pauses on!) 8. If a cock crows at midnight, death is passing over the house. 9. When someone dies, open the windows so the Angel of Death can escape. Superstisions Related to Hell 1. Burn your baby teeth as they fall out, or else you'll be looking for them later in a pail of blood......IN HELL!!!!! (ew!) 2. The northern side of a graveyard designates Hell. 3. Parsley supposedly grows only in the hands of the wicked. It goes "to Hell and back" before it sprouts. 4. Black is the color of the Devil of Satan. 5. If you've misplaced something in your house, stick a pin in your chair and shout "I've pinned the devil" and the object will be found. 6. Outline your house or steps with a chalk design to the devil out. 7. If you speak of the devil the devil will come. (OH NO!!!!) 8. The herb Saint-John's-wort, supposedly protects people from the devil. More to come!!!! =^__^= Current Mood:  amused April 27th, 200512:05 pm: MWAHAHAHAHA! ORGY!!!!
Not really. Anyway, yesterday I got approved for my new apartment and I move in June 1st! Hoorah! Now I'm gonna hafta budget. You know what this means? I can't buy so much booze and food for my freinds anymore.......Sorry guys. Well, I guess Forties and McDonald's Dollar menu, but that would waaaaay ghetto. Ramen. yeah. And now something to burn your eyes with:  Desi Current Mood:  bouncy April 24th, 200509:41 pm: Time for an update
 You are... Maria (from Silent Hill 2)! Which Silent Hill Character are You? brought to you by QuizillaPretty cool. Yup yup. I love Silent Hill 2. Right now I'm working on beating it for the 6th time. I'm determined to get all the endings!!!! *nerd* Yes, yes, I know. So last night was the Mad Man's B-day. We got drunk and he ended up tossing it all in the bathroom at Gem's Pancake House. I was wearing a corset and like I got white gravy on my boobs and it looked like bukkake. I almost fell asleep there at the restaurant too. I was very tired because I had only gotten 2 hours of sleep the night before. But my darling Heathur took me home. I owe you one cutie pie! Current Mood:  calm April 6th, 200510:18 am: More Quizzes
Ah, a day off of work. And nothin to do.  You are Alcohol (aka: beer, wine, liqour). You are loner, odd, have a beautiful personality but you don't know that because deep inside you feel numb, you have a lot of talents but you are afraid to show them. if you show your beauty in the right place and the right time every one will like you, just be sure every one are above 21 ;). What kind of Drugs are you? and how that reflect your personality? brought to you by Quizilla Ok you are a romantic anime girl and you love and care for a lot of people.There is no evil in you soul or your heart.Though sometimes people don't feelt he same way as you do you keep on trying to change their mind.You love to help people out and you are always happy.Keep on trying to make the whole world smile because you know smiles are contagious ^_^.Oh and if it seems like there is nobody who could love you as much as you could love them it doesn't matter the thing is that the only thing that matters is that he cares and loves you and it doesn't matter how much well maybe it does but don't set you standards to high cuz then you'll find nobody If You Were An Anime Character What Would You Look Like?(Girls Only) brought to you by QuizillaCurrent Mood: chipper Current Music: Donnie Darko Soundtrack March 29th, 200504:33 pm: Probation: Day Uno
Probation you ask? Yes, I am officially on probation for the next 6 months. but not the hardcore probation where you have to let your porbation officer know where you are at all times. I can pretty much do what I want when I want, but I can't commit a crime or leave Nueces County without permission. Why? Well, I'm a lame one time thief. *nods* Totally retarded, can't beleive I fucked up, I stole money from Target when I used to work for them. So now I have 6 months probation, 24 hours community service, $500 fine, and I have to go to theft awareness school. That is so going to take up my time. So advise to everyone, don't steal or do other stupid things. It's just gonna bite you in the ass. And if you're already stealing don't give me that "Well, I have a system! I don't get caught" crap. You WILL get caught. Anyway, at the office today they made me take an assesment to make sure I wasn't crazy. However, the questions really insulted my intellegence with questions such as this: Choose the best anwer: People use a _________ to get to high places. a.) raccoon b.) mushroom c.) ladder d.) computer .......... .......... .......... I'm serious. No joke. Also they ask you about your drinking and drug habits. I can understand that. But like they ask you if your dad has a drinking problem but they don't ask if your mom has a drinking problem. And so begins that not so wonderful 6months of bull shit that I have made for myself. But after I finish probation with no setbacks, I'll have a clean record. *sigh* So kiddies, take a lesson from me. Don't waste you fucking time on petty shit. Current Mood:  drained Current Music: Queen March 22nd, 200503:38 pm: Sickly
Ok, so ever since I started my new job at the calling center, I've gotten sick 4 times. And each time I've gotten sick, it has required anti-biotics. Lets see, that's been 4 months. I barely ever get sick. But now, shit. It sucks. So last night I came in from work with a fever and crashed at Midnight. I just barely woke up and it's 2:30 pm. I also had fever induced weirdo dreams that involved orgies..... Don't even ask. So, I'm outta commission for a while. Sucks. But heck, at least it gives me a good reason to be bum!!!! Dez Current Mood:  sick Current Music: The AC (air conditioner) February 8th, 200510:18 am: Supposed Ex-Gangstas
Okay, so yesterday I met my new team at work. Pretty cool people so far. There are these two guys who used to be in a gang who work with me. During a slow period, these two guys got to talking, they were talking about how they "fucked up this one guy" or how they got jumped and got into lots of fights. Now, I'm sure they are telling the truth because they are scarred up pretty badly. But anyway, it's really funny to hear them talk all tough, but once their phone rings they get all cheery and professional and say "Thank you for calling Verizon Wireless!" Then it's all business. Also, last night I got a call from a guy who was paralyzed and told me he wanted to be euthanized. It really made me sad. Current Mood: I just woke up. January 30th, 200510:31 pm: Egg Bomb
My sister Donella is so cute but sometimes she does things that are not too wise. Today she decided to make a hard boiled egg, but instead of using the stove she put the egg in some water in a bowl and microwaved it. I'm standing in front of the microwave cooking myself some dinner and talking to Mad Man!. Suddenly, a huge explosion came from inside the microwave and the blast was so powerful it caused the microwave door to fly open and I got exploded egg all over me!!! I got some on my bare arms and ended up getting burned. But damn it was funny. Hmmmmm speaking of eggs: http://www.iloveegg.com/index.aspCurrent Mood:  bored January 20th, 200509:56 pm: FOR THE MAD MAN!!!!!
HEY MAD MAN!  If only it said "great"....oh well. Current Mood: chipper Current Music: Gwen Stefani January 19th, 200501:07 pm: So like I know this is late but....
I'm going to post it anyway!
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| Can you imagine? Anyway, work is going good, I'm making good money but sometimes the people who call me for help are just plain stupid. But at least they are nice....so far. Someone at work had a guy call and tell her he wanted to eat her pussy. Yes, he said "pussy". But she handled it well, she just said "Did you have any questions pertaining to Verizon Wireless?" and the man said "No." so she she said "Well, thank you for calling Verizon Wireless, have a great day!" And that was that. Nicely done! Also, whenever someone asks me was my name is and how to spell it I tell them "It's spelled like "desire" but with an extra "e" at the end! *smile*". Lance, who sists next to me, thinks I'm nuts. Ok, but enough about all that it's pretty boring to talk about. Starting next week, I'm going to start Somersizing! YAY! Basically it's a way of eating that will help me get healthy and thinner! I hope anyway. But of course I will have to exercise, I hate it. I haven't talked to my sisters in 3 days! ;____; *cries* Current Mood:  kinda cooky! January 16th, 200512:53 pm: QUESTION!!!!!!
This isn't realy an entry but it's more like tech help. Anyway, I'm trying to change my little emotion character thingie (I havn't decided if I want to or not) but I just want to know how to do it! I can't figure it out! Please help me..... Current Mood:  confused January 10th, 200511:16 am: The simple things that please me
Man, the only thing I want to do is lounge around the house in nothing but a t-shirt and panties all day and do unproductive things. Like read a horrendously twisted book, or play a mindless hack and slash video game. No one would ask me if my room was clean or ask me to empty the dishwasher. I could also jump around and thrash about in my t-shirt and underwear while listening to crazed music and no one would be home to give a damn. I would talk to my cat about the various psychotic downward spirals of mass murderers and she would just sit there and look at me as if she understood. And that would be enough for me. Of course, this would just be a one day thing. Which would depress me because at the end of the day I would realize that I had to get up and go to work in the morning. Current Mood:  pensive Current Music: "Dream on" by Aerosmith; how appropo! January 2nd, 200512:42 pm: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Well 2004 came and went, and what a year it was! I wonder what astouding events will take place this year! Anyway, to celebrate the Mad Man and I visited Heathur's place to celebrate Jake's B-day. So lots of beer, lots of noise, and lots of glasses were broken. Good times, good times. Mad Man and I ended up staying till 5 the next day and we watched X-Men and boy did we stink. My mom says this: "What you're doing on New Year's is what you will be doing the whole year!" Hmmmmm, I didn't do anything productive. Ah well. And now something for your enjoyment:  Note: I didn't fart. I've never farted in my life. :P Current Mood: amused December 25th, 200401:08 am: SNOW! (extended version)
Talk about Hallmark Movie moment! (as the Mad Man said) Well, maybe not everything was Hallmark. So It was me my mom, Sasha, Donella, Mad Man, and Baby Mike just sitting around the fire doing drinking wine when my mom looked outside and screamed: "OH SHIT! IT'S SNOWING!!!!" Ok, well that part wasn't exactly a Hallmark moment, but oh well. Anyway, we go outside and there is already a thick layer of snow! (shows just how observant we are) So we run outside like a bunch of dorks and I try to get my camera ready (I've just gotten it so I don't know how to use it.) Anyway, a lot of snow playing. Later one, Mad Man, Donella and I went exploring! but during the adventure Donella had to take care of some business. So she went into the ditch far away from Mad Man and I. Well we saw her walking around inside the ditch and she looked like some sort of ghost walking in the cold winter night. Actually, more like a Ring Wraith or a Grim Reaper. I wish I had a camera then, oh well. Mad Man had to spend the night because the roads were iced and so was his car!!! The next morning we woke up and found our lawn covered with fluffy and glittery white snow! YAY! Good Christmas! As I am sure everyone knows, IT'S SNOWING IN SOUTH TEXAS!!! Here are some pics! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/Lovely_Heart0/DSCF0009.jpgMad Man, Donella, Sasha, and Mike R. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/Lovely_Heart0/DSCF0005.jpgThe Neighborhood (Desi's) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/Lovely_Heart0/DSCF0008.jpgSasha with a snowball http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/Lovely_Heart0/DSCF0022.jpgMe http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/Lovely_Heart0/DSCF0028.jpgMe mom next to her car! Current Mood:  I"TS DAMN COLD! Current Music: Christmas Carols!
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